Phew! That was one of the longest blog titles that I have ever typed! Might put a claim in against myself for RSI! 😉
Anyho’, back to it.
I heard a collective cyber-groan when you saw the title today, right? Not another ‘How to…’ book!
Hey, stop right there. You banners of bullshit, you.
Whoa! What is this the name of this blog? Huh? What do we pride ourselves on here?
That’s right! Tsk…
Would I lead you to another steaming-pile-of-crap-how-to-sling-fifty-thousand-words-together-upload-to-amazon-and-become-an-overnight-bestseller diatribe? Huh?
No, I thought not. You should know better.
*squares shoulders and inhales deeply*
So, what’s so different about this book then? I hear you ask.
Well, I’ll tell you:
Not only is it a collaboration between two uber-respected and equally successful writers who have over 20 published and self-published titles between them, BUT, it is packed to the rafters full, of up-to-date and invaluable advice about what it is like now to be a writer and build a social platform.
Oh, speaking of up-to-date, here’s the killer part:
THIS BOOK WILL BE UPDATED EVERY SIX MONTHS SO THAT IT STAYS CURRENT!
Did I shout that loud enough? Yup, thought so.
It won’t cost you a penny/nickel or rupee to have the latest version.
I mean, come on. How cool is this? Not only do you get to read the ultimate rejection story, but you have these two Golden Goddesses of the Giant-interweb thingy sharing all their secrets and tips. Hey, you never know, they might even tell you a bit about actually writing! 😉
“So where can I buy this amazing book Saffi?”
Huh? Oh, sorry, if forgot to do the link-thngy didn’t I?
My apologies, I was busy marvelling at my brilliance and wondering, once again, just how I do it?
Here you go:
Well, I am WORN OUT. It’s quite tiring you know, all this being bullshit free malarky.
So, I’ll leave you to it for another week.
Oh, one more thing before I go…re-arrange these words:
WAITING. WHAT. ARE. FOR. YOU. ?
- ‘Banning the Bullshit’ Sunday: ‘Food of love’ by Anne. R. Allen (sapphicscribe.wordpress.com)
- ‘Banning The Bullshit Sunday’: ‘Academic Body’ by Shirley S. Allen (sapphicscribe.wordpress.com)
- An Interview with Catherine Ryan Hyde (noblevalerie.com)